Teleport Machine
Have you ever been late for work or school? Well, not anymore! Now with our portable teleportation device you can teleport to every little corner of the world with just ONE CLICK! It’s so small you can fit it in your pocket!
Special sale: we have a special offer on the worldwide pro plan of just $15 per teleportation for the first 3,000 people who buy it! You can go to the other side of the world FOR JUST 15 DOLLARS!
Price for portable teleportation device with country plan: $750
Price for portable teleportation device with international pro plan: $1000